O, hai guise! I'm in the middle of a move and things are a bit hectic. I'll be back with lulz soon, I promise!

You were so funny on the fart thread. SO funny.

Sorry I failed you, sister in drinking arms.....I passed out. Hope I didn't make too big of an ass of myself!! Is it Friday yet?

Where have you been lately? Haven't seen your imprint on this site as much this week.

Instead of a meet-up, we seriously need to have a Jezzie eat-up where we just wander around the streets of Manhattan and visit our favorite food spots. I always need more friends who are willing to chow down!

I think you were asking for my muffin recipe the other day?

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Aw, you Jezebels are all fantastic, every single one of you! I am going through kind of a crappy breakup situation and I really appreciate the human contact, even if it's just on the Interwebs. Tscheeselove for you all!

I watched Disturbia this weekend and thought of you and your forbidden LeBouf love, because I have officially jumped on the "Oh, Shia!" bandwagon.

You are quite welcome! I can only hope that everytime you look in the mirror, you think of me. (Try not to weep!)

I hope you are having a fantastic weekend!

ps i second NY adorned. they did my nose piercing- they were clean, the piercer was CUTE and professional, their jewelry is top notch.

"probably not pants.

Maybe locusts."

can i just say right now that I love you?

Ok, so I never check my profile and I just now saw that you wished me a happy birthday! So here's a very belated THANK YOU!

P.S. I've heard from numerous sources that New York Adorn (Adorns? Adorned? Something like that) (LES, I think?) is THE BEST place for tattoos AND piercings!

Hey New Yorkebels,

Where's a good place to get an ear cartilage piercing?

You make my day.

Poor Blake and the cows. How awful!

Hi, I never heard back from you as to if you got my jean's tips--my computer has been acting abit woonky, so let me know, and i will re-send them if necessary. Here is one more that i forgot--it is not at all glamerous--but here goes--sleep in you jeans. Somehow when you wake, your jeans will be bigger, I don't know if it is magic, but it really works. Hope you have some luck with my tips.

hey, i do consider myself a bit of a jeans guru--i have worked at a number of swanky boston boutiques. my new favs are william rast--i don't know what size you are, but i am a 12/14, and their size 32 fits great--a little tight at first, but wash them on cold, dry them till they are still a bit damp, put them on and do lunges,squats,etc--that will stretch them out almost a full size without the chance of ripping them open in the butt/thigh area.
Joe's jeans are great too, they are made with 2% elastin, which makes them really stretchy, and their "honey" cut is made for curvy gals.
my other fav is Paige Premium denim--they go up to a size 34 which translates into a size 18 or so. the 34's are really hard to find in stores, so go to their website for them (if that is around your size).
here are some great sites that carry all of these brands: revolveclothing.com, emoda.com,shoplastyle.com, nordstrom.com, zappos.com, dailydenim.com. anyway, these are all expensive jeans, so I hope i am not coming off as snooty, the only reason i have been able to afford them is cause i have gotten discounts.
no matter what brand you decide on, always look to see what the material combo is. 100% cotton will always fit smaller. look for cotton/polyurathane or cotton/elastin or cotton/spandex combos for stretch.

I will have the "Hello, my name is" nametags and Sharpies with me. Maybe I'll bring stickers, too, to make things extra fancy.

Stop making me hungry! I have nothing but Raisin Bran in the cupboard right now!