hortense commented on CRISIS!

"Where is the Continental when we need him!?!"

hortense commented on A Literary Critique Of Layoff Memos

"Subtle: All "we" until the final sentence, when the only "I" kicks in."

hortense commented on Shannen Doherty: Where There's Smoke There's Ire

""I hate you both!"

hortense commented on Self-Help Books Are Not Just For Desperate Twits

"@stacyinbean: That workbook is awesome."

hortense commented on Blind Item!

"Gwen Ifill?"

hortense commented on Arianna Huffington: Blogging Is Like STDs, But More Fun

"@v-dubs: Let's try to stay on topic!"

hortense commented on Abortion (Research) Will Be The Death Of Us

"Every time a bell rings, an angel is all, "Yeah, I had an abortion and I'm still in Heaven."

hortense commented on Walking Away

"She should follow Christian Siriano's lead and try to strike up a vegan footwear line with Payless."

hortense commented on Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome

"This is like all of those assholes who will buy their kid a puppy this Christmas, because it's so cute, even though they are not financially or emotionally prepared for the addition of a dog to their family. It's not a toy; it's a living thing."

hortense commented on Pregnant Celebrities Either "Fat" Or Liars, Says Tabloid Media

"I really loved when Mary Louise Parker won her Golden Globe and thanked her newborn baby boy for the size of her chest."