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"Where is the Continental when we need him!?!"
http://jezebel.com/5102022/#c9267129 4:23 PM on Dec 4
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hortense commented on A Literary Critique Of Layoff Memos
"Subtle: All "we" until the final sentence, when the only "I" kicks in."
http://gawker.com/5102076/#c9267086 4:22 PM on Dec 4
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hortense commented on Shannen Doherty: Where There's Smoke There's Ire
""I hate you both!"
http://jezebel.com/5101973/#c9266813 4:14 PM on Dec 4
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hortense commented on Self-Help Books Are Not Just For Desperate Twits
"@stacyinbean: That workbook is awesome."
http://jezebel.com/5102052/#c9266785 4:13 PM on Dec 4
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hortense commented on Blind Item!
"Gwen Ifill?"
http://jezebel.com/5101966/#c9265694 3:39 PM on Dec 4
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hortense commented on Arianna Huffington: Blogging Is Like STDs, But More Fun
"@v-dubs: Let's try to stay on topic!"
http://jezebel.com/5101882/#c9264970 3:19 PM on Dec 4
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hortense commented on Abortion (Research) Will Be The Death Of Us
"Every time a bell rings, an angel is all, "Yeah, I had an abortion and I'm still in Heaven."
http://jezebel.com/5101952/#c9261784 1:45 PM on Dec 4
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hortense commented on Walking Away
"She should follow Christian Siriano's lead and try to strike up a vegan footwear line with Payless."
http://jezebel.com/5101974/#c9261465 1:36 PM on Dec 4
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hortense commented on Knut The Polar Bear Falls Victim to Child Star Syndrome
"This is like all of those assholes who will buy their kid a puppy this Christmas, because it's so cute, even though they are not financially or emotionally prepared for the addition of a dog to their family. It's not a toy; it's a living thing."
http://jezebel.com/5101865/#c9261030 1:24 PM on Dec 4
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hortense commented on Pregnant Celebrities Either "Fat" Or Liars, Says Tabloid Media
"I really loved when Mary Louise Parker won her Golden Globe and thanked her newborn baby boy for the size of her chest."
http://jezebel.com/5101947/#c9260715 1:14 PM on Dec 4
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CrazyLegsMeg on Nov 24, 2008
You handled the webcam suicide story with such grace - I knew it would show up on jezebel, and I'm glad that you were the writer to tackle it.
tracylynn on Nov 24, 2008
After reading your thoughtful piece on Stand By Me, Now and Then, I wanted to recommend the film Gas Food Lodging. [www.imdb.com]
hortense on Nov 22, 2008
Doves- we're having technical difficulties right now. Hopefully the posts will show up soon. Ack!
hortense on Nov 13, 2008
Hey doves- if you are having trouble commenting, please send me an email with your username and any info about the OS and browser you are using. Thanks!
Mrs.Peel on Nov 11, 2008
Hi Hortense, I'm unable to e-mail you when I click on the link to the left. I left a message for you earlier, but I think it'll get lost in your private messages...I need to know how I de-activate my account on Jezebel? I've tried, but to no avail. I dunno, can you ban me as per my request? ;) Thank you.
ednapontellier on Nov 5, 2008
hortense, i was going to send you a message asking if you've noticed that there's a lot of meanness on the comments today- but then i saw that you were directly responding (and eliminating) to some nasty comments... so now i just want to say THANKS.
edna
BrutallyHonestBabes on Oct 31, 2008
You friended me? That makes me feel all squishy inside! You're doing an awesome job on the weekends darling!
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