SharonTaint commented on Marilyn Manson: Same Lipstick, Different Dame

"God he is such a geek."

bananappeal commented on Random House CEO Pats Traumatized Publishing House on the Back

""Attention workers, we have completed our evaluation of the plant."

SharonTaint commented on Real World Brooklyn Kids Don't Plan on Leaving New York Ever

"@SinisterRouge: 2nd favorite quote of that season, courtesy of David: "IT'S KILLING ME, KIRA!!!!!""

Jamie Sommers commented on Everything In The News Will Piss You Off Today, Puppies And Presidents Edition

"I would love to know when Huckabee made the decision not to have the buttseck (anymore?) and what kind of deliberations he went through in making this choice."

Mediahohoho commented on Ben Stein Wins Roger Ebert's Disdain

"There is nothing worse than America's embrace of pseudo-elite middle-brow quasi-intellectual wags like Ben Stein, whose load of shit agenda is to force the further dumbing down of the rubes who worship him by pressing this bogus cry for "intellectual freedom," when it's really only the insistence of frauds like Stein and Sarah Palin who want hick religion dressed up as science to take away valuable class time so that people just get stupider and more likely to take seriously dipshits like Ben Stein."

Mediahohoho commented on Michael Medved Becomes Sentient, Self-Aware, Will Soon Turn Against Creators

"Um, he just pointed out Clear Channels entire business plan."

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"@Magnakai Haaskivi: Oh, look!"

RedVelvetCake commented on IVF Patients To Other Infertile Females: Keep Your Paws Off Our Embryos

"@AdolfJagabat: Oh, look!"

RedVelvetCake commented on Baby Boom

"Dear Duggars: Please stop breeding! Sincerely, The Environment"

RedVelvetCake commented on Baby Boom

"@Scout: Scout, you don't need her permission."